- Greg Mazzey: Man, that Joanne is sure some piece of merchandise. But that sister of hers - god! - How can that be the same family?
- Russel Weigan: Well, she must have come from the shallow end of the gene-pool.
- Helen Mackie: You want to come say that to my face?
- Greg Mazzey: [laughing, shaking his head, averting his eyes] No-o-o-o-o.
- Greg Mazzey: [Having climbed into a trash-compactor in order to retrieve Helen's handkerchief] Helen, it's moving.
- Helen Mackie: Better hurry.
- Greg Mazzey: I got it, Helen!
- [Holding the handkerchief up]
- Helen Mackie: [Taking the handkerchief from his outstretched hand] Oh, thank you, Greg.
- Helen Mackie: Helen, turn off the machine please. Helen! I love you, Helen!
- Helen Mackie: And I love you, Greg, until the day you die.
- [Walks away as the machine crushes him to death]
- Jack Marshak: The trouble with evil is that it's very tempting. It's very hard to find paragons of virtue such as ourselves.
- Helen Mackie: How do I look? I think I look nice. Scott, do you think I look nice?
- Scott Thomas: Well, you certainly will attract attention, Helen.
- Micki Foster: Any chance it really wasn't an accident?
- Ryan Dallion: Well, yeah. You never known when there's a cursed object around.