French and Saunders (TV Series)

Episode #6.6 (2004)

Pauline McLynn: Enthusiastic Fan

Quotes 

• Enthusiastic Fan : [pleading to Jennifer, and acting like a hypochondriac]  I was born with all my organs outside of my body, and it's taken years and years of operations to get me where I am now. And the money, you wouldn't believe it.

  [Scene momentarily cuts to Dawn asking for a glass of wine, then back to Enthusiastic Fan and Jennifer] 

  Enthusiastic Fan : Do you think you could just give me enough money for a car? For the love of God!

  [Jennifer suggests speaking to Dawn and then tries to excuse herself to get a drink] 

  Enthusiastic Fan : No no, Where are you going? where are you going? No no, I get it, I know what this is. Suddenly you're too good to speak to the likes of me, is that what you think? You think you're too good is that it?

  [Jennifer murmurs in the affirmative] 

  Enthusiastic Fan : Yeah, well I'll tell you something: The show was shit. Get out of here, I'm not one of your yes men.