- Guitierrez: [Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
- Freakazoid: That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
- Guitierrez: Really?
- Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!
- Guitierrez: Oh, that stupid man at the store! Then how about this!
- [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face]
- Guitierrez: Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Feeling weak, oh, so very weak?
- Freakazoid: That's Green Lantern!
- Guitierrez: Oh, shoot!
- [throws it down, picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face]
- Guitierrez: Then how 'bout some... water in your face! Are you meling, melting, my friend?
- Freakazoid: That's the Wicked Witch!
- Guitierrez: Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?
- Freakazoid: Well...
- [quick cut to Freakazoid in a cage]
- Freakazoid: [to self] Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villian how to trap you in a cage!
- Guitierrez: You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
- Freakazoid: I know. Dumb!
- Guitierrez: So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?
- Freakazoid: That, or poo gas.
- Guitierrez: You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!
- [Guitierrez is issuing a challenge to Freakazoid through the TV]
- Guitierrez: Why don't you come and see me, Freakazoid? It has been too long since we have exchanged... cordialities face to face.
- Professor Jones: [off camera] That's not a word!
- Guitierrez: Now, I shall have my revenge on you because of what you did to my face!
- [pulls off hood to reveal a horribly misshapen and discolored face]
- Freakazoid: [gasps] *Ew*!
- Guitierrez: Yes, my friend. *Ew*!