Frasier (TV Series)

Three Blind Dates (2002)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Is Frasier here? I need him to approve the latest version of his bio.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [taking it from Roz]  Why does he keep updating his bio? What's changed in the last few years.

  [reading] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, his date of birth! He's now four years younger than I am.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, even though he's expressed no dissatisfaction with his love life whatsoever, these two have decided to make it their mission to find him a mate.

  Martin Crane : It's not a bad idea. It's been a long time since Frasier was excited about someone. I kind of miss that spring in his step, you know. The nervous energy he gets where every first date might be "the one." The electricity of that 30-point self-inspection before he rolls out of the showroom.

• Dr. Niles Crane : But he says he's happy!

  Daphne Moon : Isn't that what you would have said too before your brother helped bring us together?

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's my point exactly, let's start calling babes!

• Daphne Moon : [Looking for a date for Frasier]  What about Jennifer? She's pretty, smart, she has those perky breasts...

  Dr. Niles Crane : I wouldn't call them perky so much as... I don't remember Jennifer.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Ooh, there's a little tear in the cover. Would you get me another copy?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Good heavens, Niles, what am I, your lackey?

  Dr. Niles Crane : No, no, no, I-I'm just engrossed in this book, "Heroes of Nahz-KAR."