Frasier (TV Series)

The Show Where Woody Shows Up (1999)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : So, what brings you to Seattle, huh?

  Woody Boyd : Oh, My cousin's getting married.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Which is your cousin, the bride or the groom?

  Woody Boyd : Well, actually, both are.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I guess they're kissing cousins.

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  Oh they're more than that, that's why they gotta get married.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Really Woody, there's nothing to worry about. I know my life may seem rather dreary to you but ah, it's really quite enjoyable. In fact, it's even a lot of fun. I love my life now, honestly. You know what, I wouldn't trade my years at Cheers for anything, but I am very happy with my life the way it is today.

  Woody Boyd : [incredulous]  You mean it?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes. That's what makes this conversation so ironic. You see, you see my life as some sort of middle-aged compromise and, well just the other day I was thinking about your life. And all I could think was...

  Woody Boyd : What?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier pauses, knowing that telling Woody exactly what he thinks won't help anyone. He then realizes another truth]  How lucky you are. You see, you've found where you belong and you've made your home there. I guess for some of us it just takes longer than others.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Woody is hiding from Frasier in the men's room]  Woody. Come out of there, please.

  Woody Boyd : [from behind the door]  No hablo ingles.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't understand this.

  Woody Boyd : It means I don't speak English.

• [last lines] 

  Woody Boyd : [offering a toast]  Cheers.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Cheers.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Woody who's visiting]  Well, Woody, I thought that tonight we would just maybe stay in... Order some pizza...?

  Woody Boyd : Sounds good by me!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Okay... Great... I'll just call the place around the corner. Niles...? You, uh... gonna join us...?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Why not? Be fun to drink some beer and have some pizza with a couple o' rapscallions...

  Woody Boyd : Oh, hey, if you don't mind, could we make that half rapscallions, half pepperoni..?

• Daphne Moon : [to Woody]  It's nice to meet you.

  Woody Boyd : Oh, hi. I like your accent. Ahh... you're from England, right?

  Daphne Moon : Manchester.

  Woody Boyd : Darn! I'm usually pretty good at that.