Frasier (TV Series)
The Late Dr. Crane (1999)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
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Quotes
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Frasier : I plan to go running just after I finish my obituary.
[Daphne looks at him askance]
Frasier : It's a self- actualizing exercise. You write your obituary the way you'd like it to appear - years from now, of course - and then it helps you to focus your goals. Here they are, all my hopes and dreams.
Daphne Moon : [reads] These are dreams, all right. "Dr. Crane came late to athletics, he became a fixture in the Seattle marathon, the America's Cup yacht race, as well as the Kentucky Derby."
[laughs]
Daphne Moon : A jockey at your size? You better start writing an obituary for the horse!
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News Anchor : After checking into the hospital with what appeared to be minor injuries from a fender-bender, radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane died suddenly today. I'm sure it goes for all of us here at KYLL when I say he'll be sorely missed.
[cheerful]
News Anchor : But this rain won't be missed, will it, Flip?
[Frasier, Martin, and Daphne watch in disbelief]
Frasier : Dear God!
Martin : What the hell?
Daphne Moon : That's unbelievable!
Niles : Outrageous!