Frasier (TV Series)
The Late Dr. Crane (1999)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Mel Karnofsky : I'm so sorry about all this dust. Do you mind, I'll have to turn on my hepafilter?
Niles : Oh, you have a hepa...
[notices and gasps]
Niles : You have a Svenson!
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Yes. They're great, aren't they?
Niles : Not to mention impossible to get in this country, I've tried!
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Receptionist : [over intercom] Dr. Karnofsky, Mrs. Magreshack has a question for you in room three.
Niles : Helen Magreshack?
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Oh, I really can't say.
Niles : [leans in and lowers his voice] She's finally having it removed?
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : [incredulous] Why did she wait?
Niles : I don't know!
[they laugh]
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News Anchor : After checking into the hospital with what appeared to be minor injuries from a fender-bender, radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane died suddenly today. I'm sure it goes for all of us here at KYLL when I say he'll be sorely missed.
[cheerful]
News Anchor : But this rain won't be missed, will it, Flip?
[Frasier, Martin, and Daphne watch in disbelief]
Frasier : Dear God!
Martin : What the hell?
Daphne Moon : That's unbelievable!
Niles : Outrageous!