- [Niles and Lilith see each other for the first time after their fling]
- Frasier: It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on.
- Niles: Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache.
- Lilith: You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole.
- [Frasier is worried that Lilith is coming on to him]
- Frasier: Tell you what, Dad. Take a minute and then come back in. See what you think's going on in there and then find some subtle way to tell me what you think.
- Martin: All right, okay. Just give me a minute.
- [a few minutes later, Martin re-enters the apartment]
- Martin: Oh, excuse me again, I just came back to get an umbrella in case it rains. But I hope it doesn't, because Eddie's just dying to play this new game I taught him. I take off his leash and I say, "Run for your life!" Yep, that's exactly what I say, "Run for your life!"
- Frasier: Thank you, Dad.
- Martin: Okay.
- [starts to leave, then]
- Martin: Run for your life!
- Lilith: Daphne, is your fiance joining us?
- Daphne: No, I'll be seeing him later. Donny has his own Thanksgiving tradition. He has a dinner for all the divorced men he's represented during the year. He's hosting twenty-five today.
- Lilith: Wow. Twenty-five lonely, bitter men.
- Daphne: Yeah, it's been a good year.
- [Niles is playing a video game and Freddy is watching]
- Frederick: Wow, I didn't know you could die in the training room.
- [Lilith begins to play a video game that Niles has been unsuccessful at, Lilith gets into the first room]
- Niles: Wow, I didn't know there was a door there.
- [Lillith is visiting the apartment; Eddie the dog is refusing to enter the building]
- Daphne: It's like he can sense an earthquake or a dark force or... hello Lillith.
- Daphne: Oh yes, Freddie's been quite the little helper. Every time I bend over to check the turkey, there he is.
- [Niles gives Frederick a sly look]
- Frasier: We've got to go in there, tell him the truth and make it up to him. Even if it takes a fleet of minibikes!
- Lilith: No, no, Frasier. Please, we called his bluff. Now, he's calling ours. The question is, what's our next move?
- Frasier: Oh, I know, why don't we just consult this handy little guide for divorced parents?
- Lilith: We can't blink first, we've got to up the ante.
- Frasier: Good idea, Lilith! You know what? Let's go in there and promise him the baby brother he'll never have!
- Martin: [to Daphne] Could you just once cook a traditional Thanksgiving meal? I mean, look at this cranberry sauce.
- [points to a dish of nicely smoothed sauce]
- Martin: It's supposed to keep the shape of the can, quiver a little bit. What are all these little chunks in there?
- Daphne: Those are cranberries.
- Frederick: I'm going to go call my friends. I love you.
- [exits]
- Lilith: I don't understand, I was so sure.
- Frasier: Oh gee, don't be so tough on yourself, Lilith. After all, what parent doesn't at one time or another completely obliterate their child's chances of ever trusting another human being? Oh well, there he is. Telling his friends that all of his dreams have come true.
- Lilith: Unless that's what he wants us to think?
- Frasier: When will you stop?
- Frederick: [Lilith puts the phone on speaker to listen in on Frederick's call] It worked! All I did was tap into my parents' feelings of inadequacy and they crumbled.
- Frederick's friend: What does that mean?
- Frederick: I'm getting a minibike.
- Lilith: Frederick.
- Frederick: Uh-oh!
- [hangs up]