Frasier (TV Series)
Match Game (2004)
Ann Magnuson: Harvest
Quotes
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Harvest : A natural childbirth needn't be painful.
Roz Doyle : It needn't be, but it be.
Daphne Moon : How painful?
Roz Doyle : Would you have a tooth pulled without Novocaine?
Daphne Moon : No.
Roz Doyle : Well, a tooth is ONLY this big.
Harvest : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to be emotionally present for the birth of your baby. But I see that you just want somebody to dope you up, strap you down, and yank it out.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, don't go.
Daphne Moon : Yes, our friend was just leaving.
Roz Doyle : All right. You're right, I'm sorry. This is a private matter.
[strokes Daphne's head supportively]
Roz Doyle : You need to do what's right for you.
[Daphne nods, smiling - and Roz yanks a hair out of her head]
Daphne Moon : Ow!
Roz Doyle : Times a million.
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Daphne Moon : [watching a live birth tape] I've seen enough.
Harvest : No wait, next is where Cindy pushes through the pain.
Daphne Moon : I am not pushing through anything. I am having my baby as God intended, in a hospital, numb from the waist down. Now take your tape, and your woo woo stick, and *get out*!
[to Niles]
Daphne Moon : And you, stop acting pregnant, you're a man for God's sake.
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Harvest : We have a saying. Pain is just fear exiting the body.
Martin Crane : [watching a live birth tape] That's a boatload of fear.