Frasier (TV Series)
Match Game (2004)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Harvest : A natural childbirth needn't be painful.
Roz Doyle : It needn't be, but it be.
Daphne Moon : How painful?
Roz Doyle : Would you have a tooth pulled without Novocaine?
Daphne Moon : No.
Roz Doyle : Well, a tooth is ONLY this big.
Harvest : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to be emotionally present for the birth of your baby. But I see that you just want somebody to dope you up, strap you down, and yank it out.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, don't go.
Daphne Moon : Yes, our friend was just leaving.
Roz Doyle : All right. You're right, I'm sorry. This is a private matter.
[strokes Daphne's head supportively]
Roz Doyle : You need to do what's right for you.
[Daphne nods, smiling - and Roz yanks a hair out of her head]
Daphne Moon : Ow!
Roz Doyle : Times a million.
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Dr. Niles Crane : You're doing fairly well by this matchmaker.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, hardly. A monkey throwing darts at the Seattle phone book would find me a better mate.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Peanut butter and carrots? Well, somebody's pregnancy cravings are kicking in.
Dr. Niles Crane : I know, I just can't help myself.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles! Couvade syndrome?
Dr. Niles Crane : We just call it love.