Frasier (TV Series)

Maris Returns (2003)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Niles]  Listen, how did things go with Maris?

  Martin Crane : Maris?

  Niles : She invited me to lunch at Le Toque. She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. Turns out he's a cad and a gold digger, with a violent temper to boot.

  Martin Crane : That's probably what she put in her ad.

• Niles : [hyperventilating]  I can't do this! I'm telling her a new lie every time I open my mouth!

  Martin Crane : Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It's called marriage!