Frasier (TV Series)
Lilith Needs a Favor (2003)
Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Would we sleep together?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : I thought we'd freeze your sperm.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Is that a yes or a no?
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[Frasier is in a booth, trying to make a sperm sample]
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Just a hint...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Lilith! If there is one thing I can do *by myself*, this is it!
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Dr. Lilith Sternin : I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomalies and concluded that you are the best biological choice.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. Well, as enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'.
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Dr. Lilith Sternin : Recently a subconscious yearning has tunneled its way to the surface and I now know what it is I need in order to make my life complete.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, that's wonderful news. How can I help?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : You can give me your sperm.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I beg your pardon?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : I want to have another baby.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, you certainly don't need me for that. Surely, someone in Boston must have sperm.
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[Frasier is about to make a sperm sample]
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Frasier! It probably doesn't matter, but try to think positive thoughts.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thanks for that. I was going to think of the plight of the American Indian.
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Dr. Lilith Sternin : You're white as a sheet.
Albert : No, actually, I'm always this pale. My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was embarrassed because I'd turn off-white.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Lilith, what are you singing?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Was I singing?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You were singing "My Dad Is the Gweatest Dad."
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Oh, you mean that song Frederick wrote for you when he was four.
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Dr. Lilith Sternin : And don't fall asleep afterwards, I want to get these puppies on ice ASAP.