Frasier (TV Series)

High Crane Drifter (1996)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier]  There he is the man who floats like a lepidoptera and stings like a hymenoptera.

• Daphne : [to Frasier]  I want you to know that your assertiveness inspired me. For weeks now, some louse has been removing my wet clothes from the washer and leaving them on the table in a soggy mess. This morning, I decided to get my revenge. So I took off my new red panties and I popped them in with his whites.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Bravo, Daphne. Good for you. God, I wish I'd been there.

  Frasier : Daphne, don't you think you were overreacting just a bit?

  Daphne : Absolutely not. Those were my panties and I wasn't afraid to use them!

  [Niles bites down on his fist] 

• Frasier : [about Niles's fall in the Cafe Nervosa]  My god, Niles, that was brilliant! You even got a tear in your eye!

  Dr. Niles Crane : I landed on a fork.

• [Frasier is being saluted as a hero] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : [sulkily]  No one's ever given me the thumbs-up.

  Frasier : Well, Niles, I've driven on the freeway with you. The rest of the hand has been well-represented.