Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Gotta Have It (1998)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : Surely you must listen occasionally!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Of course I listen occasionally. It's just I'm usually busy between eleven and one.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : My show is on from two to five.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Obviously you've forgotten the semester I spent living in Paris. I'll have you know I had a torrid affair with a married woman.

  Roz Doyle : Really?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm sorry, Niles. I had no idea.

  Dr. Niles Crane : It's not something I boast about. The attraction was simply overpowering. Every Thursday, two o'clock, the Hotel De Boulogne. We'd arrive separately, climb the stairs, open the door... Ooh-la-la. Oh, what an embrace! Afterwards, she'd whisper to me, "There's something so sweet in your eyes, and it..."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "does me so much good" said Emma Bovary! If you're going to steal a love life, don't steal from the classics, you imbecile!

• Caitlin : I cut out alcohol last year, along with processed sugar, dairy products and meat. Oh! I hope I'm not screwing up your menu. What are you serving?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, so far, parsley.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I wanted to ask you... where do you see this going?

  Caitlin : Well, right now I'm heading to your earlobe, but if you care to reroute me, I'm open to suggestions

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Can I interest you a drink? I've just opened a bottle of Conte de Bruillet!

  Caitlin : Oh, you must have been saving it. Burgogne hasn't made a decent Beaujolais in years.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [smugly]  Well, do you hear that, Niles? Our Caitlin is a fellow oenophile!

• Dr. Niles Crane : So, I understand you had a full dance card this weekend?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, indeed. I met a lovely young artist at the gallery opening on Saturday. We went out for coffee afterwards, and our date lasted until, well... the cows didn't actually come home, but I did hear mooing on the front porch!