Quotes
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George : We have Frasier Crane on line one.
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Frasier, you want to yell at me for that last call?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, although I do believe that a gifted therapist can help two people put aside their anger and heal the differences between them.
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Blah, blah, blah.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I have someone here with me today, someone you haven't seen for quite a while. There's something she'd like to tell you, something she's wanted to tell you for a long, long time.
[Roz shows Mrs. Mulhern in]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Mrs. Mulhern?
Mrs. Mulhern : [to Dr Nora] You little whore!
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Mother!
Mrs. Mulhern : So, you thought you could get away from me, did you? Thought you could leave me to rot in that dump without barely enough cash for a bottle of Mateuse. You'll pay for that, missy!
Roz Doyle : [jumping for joy] I was wrong, Frasier! Your way IS better!
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Martin Crane : Who's next?
George : We have Frasier, from here.
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Dr. Nora Fairchild : Alright, let's get right to our first caller. Whom do we have?
George : We have Jenny from Tacoma on line one.
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Hello Jenny, I'm Dr. Nora and I'm here to help.
Jenny : Hi Dr. Nora, my boyfriend and I have been living together for about two years.
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Are you having sex?
Jenny : Our sex life's not the problem, Miss, it's great, but whenever I mention marriage he changes the subject. Do you think that he's afraid of commitment?
Dr. Nora Fairchild : No, that's not it. Let me help you see this from a different perspective: you're a whore, Jenny.
Jenny : [gasps] Huh?
Dr. Nora Fairchild : You're sleeping with a man you're not married to, in my book that's a whore.
Jenny : Well I'm- I'm not a whore! I'm a flight attendant!
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Oh, you think there's no overlap?
[she laughs smugly]
Roz Doyle : [listening from the hall] Well, she's got her jitters under control.
Dr. Nora Fairchild : Wake up, Jenny, you have blown it. Dump this creep. Find a new guy and until you're Mrs. New Guy you keep those knees together, okay? Staple 'em! I don't care if you have to hop to the altar!
[she laughs again]
Dr. Nora Fairchild : God bless, honey! Who's next?
