Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : I must say, you're taking this rather well.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What do you mean?
Dr. Niles Crane : Many people in your position would feel threatened at the thought of... well, another cat sharing the litter box.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Your flattering analogy aside, Niles, I take it as a tribute. Obviously, the station is so pleased with my show that they're looking for more of the same. They could hardly ask me to do another three hours. Imagine how exhausting that would be.
Dr. Niles Crane : And for you as well.
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Roz Doyle : I've been on the phone all day, digging up dirt on Dr. Nora, and you will not believe what I found!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Really?
Roz Doyle : I called the station where she used to work, and they couldn't wait to dish her. For starters, she has no medical degree.Her doctorate is in Physical Education!
Dr. Frasier Crane : She's a gym teacher?
Dr. Niles Crane : Wouldn't want to be the chubby kid in that gym class.
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Dr. Niles Crane : If you attack her like that, aren't you just descending to her level?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, Roz, maybe they're right. I mean, look at what this woman has reduced me to already, trading barbs, yelling over the air. Now spreading rumors about her? Is that any way for a psychiatrist to deal with conflict?
Roz Doyle : Don't you wimp out on me!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, Roz, just think about it. There may be a better way. You know, Dr. Nora is clearly a damaged and angry woman. Maybe I could find out what's at the root of that anger and help her, also proving that my method of therapy is the more valid one.
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Dr. Niles Crane : You know, if you want to analyze her, you might start with that whole mother thing. I caught her show yesterday, that certainly seemed to be a hot-button issue.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, it did, didn't it? They've been estranged for years. You know, perhaps we could find the woman and discover what caused this rift between them.
Dr. Niles Crane : Maybe even effect a reconciliation.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I thought to bolster my self-esteem i would adopt this raffish new look.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, it suits you. Dashing and yet understated and ah... Oh, i give up. What are we talking about?
Dr. Niles Crane : My mustasch. I grant you, it's at an early stage.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What stage? Research and development?
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Martin Crane : Oh hi, Niles.
Dr. Niles Crane : Hey, Dad. You probably noticed I shaved off my mustache. I decided a better way to change my look was to pump some iron.
Martin Crane : Ah. So what, you joined a gym?
Dr. Niles Crane : I certainly did. I start the moment my weight belt gets back from the mongrammer's.
