Frasier (TV Series)

Daphne Does Dinner (2003)

Ann Cusack: Antonia

Quotes 

• [to keep a party afloat, Martin has been forced to impersonate Mike Shaw, a painter] 

  Jeremy : What impresses me the most is the way you reinvent identity while recording anonymity.

  Martin Crane : Well, that took years to get down.

  Alex : Sure. Sure.

  Thad : Come on, tell us: What do you think of Warhol?

  Martin Crane : [faux-contemplative pause]  Crap.

  Thad : Kienholz?

  Martin Crane : Crap.

  Antonia : It is so refreshing to have someone speak so candidly.

  Martin Crane : And you have to believe me, because I'm a fancy-ass artist.

  [everyone laughs] 

• Antonia : Is it true that you still collect Edwardian utility bills?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, yes, they're fascinating. For example, did you know that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a notorious water hog? But, you don't have to take my word for it!