Frasier (TV Series)

A Lilith Thanksgiving (1996)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Roz : This uncle of yours - does he dress like a woman all the time?

  Daphne : No, certainly not for work. His congregation would never stand for it.

• [Roz is house-sitting for Frasier] 

  Daphne : If you change the paper towels, he likes the flap facing the front. If you change the bathroom tissue, the flap faces the back, don't ask me why.

  Roz : I don't know how you live with him.

  Daphne : Huh, I don't know how you work with him.

  Roz : Well, I have learned a trick: when he's really bugging me, I ask if he hasn't lost a little weight. Before you know it, he's checking his butt out in the glass of the candy machine.

  Daphne : Really? I tell him he's gained weight. He skips dinner, sulks in his room, and I have the whole evening to myself.

  [they laugh and clink glasses] 

• Daphne : If you don't mind my asking, are you taking anything along to keep your nephew amused?

  Niles : Yes, his grandfather.