The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred's Second Car (1965)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Big Sparkle : [pointing a gun at the can on Shorty's head at point blank range]  Hold still, Shorty.

  Shorty : [Shaking]  Eh, b-b-but s-suppose you miss.

  Big Sparkle : Shut up! I never miss.

  [fires the gun, then a thud and everything shakes] 

  Linko : You missed.

  Big Sparkle : So I did. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

• [Fred makes a risky maneuver during the car chase with the gangsters] 

  Fred Flintstone : Did that shake 'em?

  Barney Rubble : No, but it shook me.

• Fred Flintstone : Just in case Dino goofs, I got another idea.

  Barney Rubble : What's that, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : I, uh, got it from an old gangster movie on TV. We go over there by the door. You stand on that side, and I'll stand on this side.

  Barney Rubble : What do we do now?

  Fred Flintstone : The next guy who comes through that door, we jump him and take his gun.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't know about that, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Listen, it worked on TV.

  Barney Rubble : If you say so, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Shh. Someone's coming. You ready?

  [Herman walks in, notices Fred and Barney, steps back out causing Fred and Barney to crash into each other] 

  Herman : I watch TV, too, fellas.

• Fred Flintstone : That was delicious, Wilma.

  Wilma Flintstone : Thank you, Fred. Fred, do you suppose I could use the car today for running errands?

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, sure, Wilma. In that case, I'd better hurry so I can catch a ride with Barney.

  [Fred sips his coffee and starts gagging and choking] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, are you trying to tell me something?

  Fred Flintstone : Yes! That coffee is HOT!