Quotes
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Kaylee Frye : [pointing to a pink frilly dress] Say, look at the fluffy one!
Zoë Washburne : Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne Cobb : I'll chip in.
Zoë Washburne : [to Jayne] I can hurt you.
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Wash : You are acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now?
Zoë : Jayne slits my throat and takes over.
Wash : That's right.
Zoë : And we can't stop it.
Wash : Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral, something with imagery.
Zoë : You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay.
Wash : I don't know. I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. "Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : [off an alarm sounding from the console] Closing in.
Zoë Washburne : Planet's comin' up a mite fast.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Ah, that's just 'cause I'm goin' down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
Mal : Well, that happens, let me know.
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Dr. Simon Tam : The Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword.
Zoë : I think he knows which end to hold.