Father Ted (TV Series)
A Song for Europe (1996)
Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire
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Quotes
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Father Dougal McGuire : Ready Ted? Let's do it!
Father Ted Crilly : Dougal, don't take it so seriously, it's just a bit of fun.
[Scene jumps forward to some time later. Room is filled with smoke and there is a cigarette hanging out of a stressed out Ted's mouth]
Father Ted Crilly : Just play the fucking note!
Father Dougal McGuire : The first one?
Father Ted Crilly : No not the fucking first one! The fucking first one's already fucking down! Just play the fucking note you were fucking playing earlier! I've been playing the fucking first one! We have the fucking first one!
Father Dougal McGuire : So i'll just...
Father Ted Crilly : Just play the fucking note you where fucking playing there! Fucking what you where just fucking doing! Play the fucking note!
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Father Dougal McGuire : How about "Take this lump of sugar, baby, you know you want it"?
Father Ted Crilly : I think we want to steer clear of the whole area of being in love with the horse. Just that we want to be around it and have a good time.
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Father Ted Crilly : So what do you want to write about?
Father Dougal McGuire : How about... a lovely horse?
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Father Dougal McGuire : I've got Eurosong Fever, Ted. Oh god, yeah. I love the Eurosong competution, I just can't wait! What time is it?
Father Ted Crilly : Half past one.
Father Dougal McGuire : Half-one! And the competitions on in...?
Father Ted Crilly : May.
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Father Dougal : Ready Ted? Let's do it!
Father Ted : Dougal, don't take it so seriously, it's just a bit of fun.
[some time later; Ted has smoked so many cigarettes the room is filled with smoke]
Father Ted : Just play the f - king note!
Father Dougal : The first one?
Father Ted : [angry yelling] No not the f - king first one! The f - king first one's already f - king down! Just play the f - king note you were f - king playing earlier! I've been playing the f - king first one! We have the f - king first one!
