Father Ted (TV Series)
Competition Time (1995)
Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire
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Quotes
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Father Dougal McGuire : Sorry Ted. I'm not very good at making decisions... or am I?
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Father Dougal McGuire : I've never met a celebrity before.
Father Ted Crilly : You met the Pope.
Father Dougal McGuire : Did I?
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, do you not remember that time we were in Rome?
Father Dougal McGuire : That was the Pope? That old fella living in the art gallery?
Father Ted Crilly : The Vatican, Dougal! The Vatican!
Father Dougal McGuire : Still, he's not a celebrity in the true sense of the word.
Father Ted Crilly : He's God's representative on Earth, Dougal!
Father Dougal McGuire : You'd think he'd be taller.
Father Ted Crilly : You mean like a giant?
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[after Henry Sellers jumps out the window]
Father Dougal McGuire : It's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes, you'll only be disappointed.
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Father Dougal McGuire : Wait a minute... you're Elvis as well!