Father Ted (TV Series)

Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading (1996)

Rosemary Henderson: Sister Assumpta

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Quotes 

• Father Ted Crilly : Ah, Sister Assumpta!

  Sr. Assumpta : Hello Father!

  Father Ted Crilly : Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?

  Father Dougal McGuire : Er, no.

  Father Dougal McGuire : She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!

  [Dougal shakes his head] 

  Sr. Assumpta : And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?

  Father Ted Crilly : Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?

  [Dougal shakes his head some more] 

  Father Ted Crilly : You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.

  Father Dougal McGuire : Ah, Sister Assumpta!