Farscape (TV Series)
Won't Get Fooled Again (2000)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
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Quotes
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Captain Biallar Crais : Freeze. You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one... tough noogies. You can make ONE phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple-5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?
John Crichton : No
Captain Biallar Crais : Then I can't arrest you!
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General Ka D'Argo : John, I really need to just unburden myself on you.
John Crichton : What?
General Ka D'Argo : Well, lately I've been thinking about you in a very different way.
John Crichton : Uh huh.
General Ka D'Argo : Mmm hmmm, and I was wondering if you would mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual. Here's the thing okay? What we need are some chains, uh, my Qualta blade, just a little squirt of lutra oil and- Oh! Chiana.
John Crichton : Chiana?
General Ka D'Argo : Yeah, she wants to watch.
John Crichton : Oh, no.
General Ka D'Argo : Oh, yes.
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Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan : Admit it. You've had sexual thoughts about all of us, haven't you?
John Crichton : Not me.
Chiana : Well come on! You're a male!
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan : It's just-the way-you-are-wired.
Officer Aeryn Sun : Nothing to be ashamed of. Not when females are willing.
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Leslie Crichton : Such a fascinating library you have, such wonderful, informative books! "The Oedipus Complex"? I'm not sure - I grasp that concept. Could you, um - explain it to me Johnny?
John Crichton : No.
Leslie Crichton : Oh please. You're such a smart boy. I really... I really want to know.
John Crichton : No.
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Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan : Do you have a problem with people of color?
John Crichton : I have a contextual problem. You're an alien.
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan : Yes, that's true. But I do have a green card.