- John Crichton: Space travel was your dream to unite mankind. When did that change?
- Jack Crichton: September the 11th. This isn't the same world you left four years ago, son. You just don't understand the global situation.
- [discussing popcorn]
- Dominar Rygel XVI: What's it called?
- Utu-Noranti Pratalong: It's called cop porn.
- Utu-Noranti Pratalong: [tries to sing "Hark, the herald angels sing"] HAWK! The he-wald ankles sinka! Glow-ry to the nude boat king-uh! Peach on erp and murky millet! Goad and sinkers rek-un-silled!