- Ka D'Argo: As John once said, 'I would rather go down on a swing.'
- John Crichton: Swinging. You wanna go down swinging.
- Ka D'Argo: Swinging.
- John Crichton: You wanna have a mid-life crisis? Fine. That- Just... ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel, but you do not get to keep the Porsche.
- [playing Rock, Paper, Scissors]
- John Crichton: Again?
- Ka D'Argo: Yeah.
- John Crichton: One, two, three.
- [John throws paper, D'Argo throws rock]
- Ka D'Argo: [laughs] Again, I win.
- John Crichton: No, I win. Paper wraps rock.
- Ka D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
- John Crichton: It does. Paper beats rock.
- Ka D'Argo: Rock rips through paper.
- John Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.
- Ka D'Argo: That's unrealistic.
- John Crichton: Well, it's the rules. And it's not suppose to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.
- Ka D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining.
- Ka D'Argo: You look after her while I go and break Crais' neck.
- John Crichton: D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now, I'm going.
- John Crichton: Sparky. How's my favorite Hynerian?
- [Rygel can't speak]
- Ka D'Argo: Even I am pleased to see you.
- [Rygel continues choking]
- Ka D'Argo: Are, uh, are you not well?
- John Crichton: You got a frog in your throat? You need a Hynerian Hymlich?
- [does Hymlich on Rygel]
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Fine! I'll be fine.
- [sees Aeryn and starts again]
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Slight case of the intons.
- John Crichton: What?
- Officer Aeryn Sun: It's a Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions.
- John Crichton: [laughing] I didn't know you had strong emotions in you, Sparky.
- Ka D'Argo: Other than, uh, greed of course.
- Chiana: Eat.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: I can't eat.
- Chiana: What, you... you can't eat? Any fever? Or dizziness? Or secreations that are even abnormal for you?