Farscape (TV Series)

I Shrink Therefore I Am (2002)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

Quotes 

• Dominar Rygel XVI : [over the comms]  Crichton?

  John Crichton : Yeah, Ryg.

  Dominar Rygel XVI : There's a wrinkled old woman floating outside the forward portal.

  John Crichton : Whoa. Gigantic oops.

  [to D'Argo] 

  John Crichton : Can you do me a favor? Pop outside the tier three treblin side hatch and haul Granny in.

  General Ka D'Argo : Noranti is outside?

  John Crichton : Yeah. Don't-don't ask. She's-she's got some red Play-Doh in her pocket. Dose of that when she gets in, she should be all right.

• Scorpius : [to bounty hunter]  Hello. Are you looking for someone.

  [tries to fire his weapon, realizes it's empty turns to the side] 

  Scorpius : Thank you, John.

  John Crichton : [after killing the bounty hunter]  Didn't think I'd give you a loaded weapon did you?

• John Crichton : How are my little inaction figures?

• John Crichton : We go from Die Hard to Honey, I shrunk the hostages.