Fantastic Four: The Animated Series (TV Series)

To Battle the Living Planet (1995)

Chuck McCann: Thing

Quotes 

• The Thing : Son of Odin, eh? Thou has ticked off Ben Grimm, son of Mr. and Mrs. Grimm!

• Invisible Woman : Who or what could possible do this to the God of Thunder, the most powerful being on Earth?

  The Thing : Most powerful? Hey, when did I become Wimp of the Year?

  Human Torch : Uh, April.

  The Thing : What? HEY!

• Human Torch : Y'know, if Thor hadn't dragged your orange buns outta there, you'd have been space krispies.

  The Thing : Oh, no. Come on, you're kidding? You mean I owe my life to the Fabio of the Fjords?

  Thor : Twas Thor's privilage, Benjamin Grimm, to rescue one as noble as thee.

  The Thing : Yeah, well, don't let it go to thy bleached-blond noggin.

• The Thing : Susie, this plan of yours better include a medical plan with a real low deductible.

  Invisible Woman : Hazard pay would be nice too, Ben.

• The Thing : Don't you ever get a coffee break in this blasted superhero business?

• [Thor's hammer crashes into the Fantastic Four's home] 

  The Thing : Can't that long-haired, lantern-jawed lummox ever knock?

• The Thing : [sees an unconscious Thor]  Can you believe it. Somebody trashed his tush and he still looks pretty as a picture!