- Elyse Keaton: Your first day of kindergarten was a hassle.
- Alex P. Keaton: Really? I thought it went smoothly.
- Elyse Keaton: When you found out your teacher was named Mrs. McGovern, you were hysterical. We tried to reassure you she wasn't related to George McGovern, but you kept saying, "Nixon's the one! Four more years!"