- Jennifer Keaton: Who do you like in today's game - Notre Dame or USC?
- Alex P. Keaton: Well, I'd have to go with USC.
- Jennifer Keaton: I don't know
- Alex P. Keaton: USC is favored by 2 1/2.
- Jennifer Keaton: I think I'd better go with Notre Dame.
- Alex P. Keaton: Jennifer, you always ask me what team I'd pick and then you go and bet the other side.
- Jennifer Keaton: I know. Works every time.