Family Ties (TV Series)
Get Me to the Living Room on Time (1989)
Michael Gross: Steven Keaton
Quotes
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Alex P. Keaton : Caring for an elderly parent, that's a - that's an awesome responsibility.
Elyse Keaton : ...How would you know?
Alex P. Keaton : Aw, come on, Ma - I've given this a lot of thought, you know. And I think that, that it - children have an obligation to plan for the day when their parents become a burden on society. I mean, uh... God knows I have.
Steven Keaton : Well, that's a - that's a relief, Alex. Your mother and I were afraid we were going to be set adrift on an ice floe.
Alex P. Keaton : Dad, Mom - I promise you: That's a last resort... No - when your time comes, I'm gonna make sure you get put into the most comfortable, elegant retirement center available.
Elyse Keaton : Honey, honey - we're not gonna live in a retirement center. We're gonna live with you!
Alex P. Keaton : ...Well, then it's the ice floe.