Family Ties (TV Series)

Double Date (1984)

Marc Price: Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman

Quotes 

• Alex P. Keaton : One man. One prom. Two dates. Each date ignorant of the other's existence. You know, we're gonna make history, skip. We have an appointment with destiny.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Well, cancel it, Alex. I'm scared.

  Alex P. Keaton : Relax, Skip. Okay, let's go over the plan once more. Now, the north end of the gym is now called...

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Area "A".

  Alex P. Keaton : Okay. At no point is Rachel to enter area "A" - prior to 8:57.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Got it.

  Alex P. Keaton : Okay, now - areas "B" and "D" are free zones which means... Either girl may enter provided the band provided the band is not on a break at the time.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Very good.

  Alex P. Keaton : Okay, now remember when I'm with Rachel, I'm gonna be wearing the blue boutonniere. When I'm with Jocelyn - the red one.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Uh-h, Rachel, Jocelyn, red, blue. - Got it.

  Alex P. Keaton : - Okay. Now, there are emergency exits at either end of the gymnasium. The master switch box is behind the blue wrestling mat. This will allow you to switch off the lights, lower the backboards, and in case of an emergency, open the floor over the swimming pool. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

• Alex P. Keaton : One man. One prom. Two dates. Each date ignorant of the other's existence. You know, we're gonna make history, skip. We have an appointment with destiny.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Well, cancel it, Alex. I'm scared.

  Alex P. Keaton : Relax, Skip. Okay, let's go over the plan once more. Now, the north end of the gym is now called...

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Area "A".

  Alex P. Keaton : Okay. At no point is Rachel to enter area "A" - prior to 8:57.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Got it.

  Alex P. Keaton : Okay, now - areas "B" and "D" are free zones which means...

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Either girl may enter provided the band provided the band is not on a break at the time.

  Alex P. Keaton : Very good. Okay, now remember when I'm with Rachel, I'm gonna be wearing the blue boutonniere. When I'm with Jocelyn - the red one.

  Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman : Uh-h, Rachel, Jocelyn, red, blue. - Got it.

  Alex P. Keaton : - Okay. Now, there are emergency exits at either end of the gymnasium. The master switch box is behind the blue wrestling mat. This will allow you to switch off the lights, lower the backboards, and in case of an emergency, open the floor over the swimming pool. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.