- Nick Moore: [to Mallory] You know, when I see you, my heart starts beating faster, my palms get sweaty, I get this funny kind of lump in the back of my throat. You know, that doesn't happen with nobody else - so either I love you, or I'm allergic to you.
- Nick Moore: Look, Mallory - I am only gonna say this once, and if you don't believe me, I'm just going to turn around, walk out that door, and never come back: There is nothing going on between me and Victoria.
- Mallory Keaton: I don't believe you.
- Nick Moore: Mallory, I am only gonna say this twice: There is nothing going on between me and Victoria.