Family Ties (TV Series)

4 Rms Ocn Vu (1984)

Michael Gross: Steven Keaton

Quotes 

• [Steven's reaction to Alex turning their house into a hotel] 

  Steven : Alex, parents are conditioned to put up with a few minor accidents when they leave their children home alone. A broken vase, spilt milk on the rug... There was a kangaroo... in my living room.

  Alex P. Keaton : ...He was just here for the party dad.

  Steven : Then I guess I'm overreacting.

• [Alex has turned the house into a hotel to pay for car damage while parents were away] 

  Alex P. Keaton : I can explain everything!

  Steven Keaton : Oh can you? Can you explain the valet parking in the drive way?... The flashing vacancy sign... in front of the house? The billboard on Route 41?

• Alex P. Keaton : Come on dad, do you plan to be mad at us forever?

  Steven Keaton : ...that is my plan.