- [Les Dennis is dressed as pantomime character Buttons]
- Les Dennis: Thank you! Thank you, good evening, and welcome to a Christmas Family Fortunes. I'm Buttons...
- Audience: [in unison] Oh, no you're not!
- Les Dennis: Oh, yes I am!
- Audience: [in unison] Oh, no you're not!
- Les Dennis: Ohhhh... shut up, it's too early for all that.