- Cassidy: Please, Mr. Morloch, save our show!
- Mr. Morloch: What do I have to do?
- Doris: Stand on your head and sing "Give My Regards to Broadway".
- Nicole: It's easy.
- Mr. Morloch: Not on your life.
- [walks away]
- Mr. Shorofsky: [adressing the camera] What did you expect, an unhappy ending? I myself never doubted that the show would go on. It always does.
- Fred: You know, singing, that's my next favorite thing to breaking stuff.
- Milton 'Psycho' Horowitz: Oh, that's great.
- Fred: [spots Danny Amatullo] There's Armadillo!
- Lydia Grant: Mr. Morloch, I'm gonna tell you one more time...
- Mr. Morloch: [interrupting] No, I'm gonna tell you one more time: Quentin Morloch stands on his feet, not his head.