- Nicole Chapman: I only know one thing. This may be my first barbeque, but it's not gonna be my last.
- Leroy Johnson: [about Dyrenforth] I think the man is lonely.
- Danny X. Amatullo: Oh, come on, there must be a million women in New York City who'd want to date him.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: At least hundreds.
- Danny X. Amatullo: Maybe ten or twelve.
- Ian Ware: But first, this important public service announcement.
- Danny X. Amatullo: If you're of legal age, but under fifty, we've got a guy you'll think is nifty.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: Rough and tough, yet gentle, too. He needs a date bad, how about you?