Quotes
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Mr. Shorofsky : Got any egg salad?
Jesse V. Valesquez : Eh, there's tuna salad. Same thing.
Mr. Shorofsky : Tuna and egg are not the same. One is from a fish and one is from a chicken.
Jesse V. Valesquez : [holds up another sandwich] What does a baloney come from?
Mr. Shorofsky : [a beat] From a factory.
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Mr. Morloch : Yeah, something about a disaster that just brings people closer together.
Mr. Shorofsky : In some cases, too close.
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Miss Sherwood : This place feels like a meat locker. Freezing!
Mr. Shorofsky : I was sitting on my radiator, then I realized I was wasting my time. No heat.