- Jo Polniaczek: [Miko has just ruined Jo's motorcycle] You're Japanese, how could you do that to a Kawasaki?
- Miko: [Miko stole Jo's bike and wrecked it] Jo, you're gonna need some new parts.
- Jo Polniaczek: So are you.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [re Miko's ear piercings] Nat, let's do it too. I'm tired of having virgin ears.
- Natalie Green: Forget it! My sister pierced her ears, and her earlobe got all infected and swolled up like a zucchini.
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, it's a hot new wave group called The Stray Cats. They're the greatest!
- Edna Garrett: Especially if you like to see a musician eat his guitar.
- Jo Polniaczek: He doesn't eat his guitar. He just chews on it a little.