F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

De haptonoom (1992)

Walter Michiels: Pico Coppens

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Quotes 

• Pico : I won't be a part of this. I'm sorry. Nobody has business with this. 'How many times a day do you have intercourse?'

  [Carmen reads it off of Xavier's survey form] 

  Carmen : Shouldn't that be "How many times a month?"

• Peereboom : The following exercise cranks up your self-esteem and makes you aware of your own abilities and the symptoms deep within you.

  Boma : Then I don't have to participate. Since I'm the president of a dedicated company, I've got enough confidence.

  Dimitri : This is more of an exercise for lower personnel.

  Peereboom : [they keep talking]  No. Everyone will participate. Take each other by the shoulders and look into each other's eyes. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Come on now. Take turns and say that you are the best. He thinks he's the best. That's the way it should be. At least in theory... According to my handbook... Perhaps... Maybe... Go ahead...

  Xavier : [stammering]  I-I-I-I'm the best.

  Pico : [confident]  I'm the best.

  Boma : I'm the best.

  Dimitri : I'm the best.

  Boma : I'm the best.

  Dimitri : I'm the best.

  Pico : I'm the best.

  Xavier : [stands on barstool]  No sir. I'm the best!

  Dimitri : Me. The best!

  Xavier , Pico : I'm the best!

  Boma : It's me! Me, me, me!

  Xavier : I'm the best.

  Pico : Really? You're the clumsiest goalkeeper in the region.

  Xavier : I'm the best.

  Pico : Indeed. You're the best. In drinking beer.

  Oscar : [he does not participate; he ticks his glass against the mirror]  I'm the best.

• Bieke : Who's that handsome man sitting with Boma?

  Pico : I don't know. Do you really think he's handsome?

  Bieke : He's got *something*.

  Pico : Well, if he's got anything, he won't give it away. He's Dutch.