- Robert Barone: The path is straight. And the children of the path shall walk along it straightly on it's straighty straightness.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: No, I'm not going to one of those things. What if they drug me and I wake up chained to a goat?
- Frank Barone: You just described my wedding.
- Robert Barone: I felt like I was a part of something. You know where they wanted me around and really cared about me.
- Marie Barone: You have that here you stupid ass!