- Ari Gold: We all loved you in The Station Agent, Peter.
- Peter Dinklage: Fuckin' hope so. That's why I signed on with you people.
- Ari Gold: Well if you woulda signed on earlier, we coulda slipped you into Bad Santa.
- Peter Dinklage: Actually, I passed on that. Though, thank you.
- Ari Gold: You're on of the biggest actors in this town Peter.
- Peter Dinklage: What is that, a play on words or something, dickhead? I tolerate agents. I don't like them.
- Harvey Weingard: Peter! Don't listen to a word this bum says.
- Peter Dinklage: Fuck off, Harvey.
- Ari Gold: Whoa. He's an angry little fucker, isn't he?
- Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords.
- Eric Murphy: Ew.
- Vincent Chase: Really? Were there any women there at least?
- Turtle: Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie. Crossing is an occupational hazard.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl.
- Turtle: So why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? I mean they're all over the place here. Besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their man right. They're like Catholic girls times one hundred.
- Eric Murphy: You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"
- Counter Girl: Was the sinking of the ship an attempt to foreshadow the forthcoming sinking of the tech market of 2000?
- James Cameron: Uh, no. Actually, I just wanted to make young girls cry.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself.
- Eric Murphy: Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he was a non-closer.
- Ari Gold: The land down under. We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and head-butt some god damn kangaroos.
- Vincent Chase: I hear the slopes out here are insane.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Give me a break! Anywhere where you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies. I mean, they got no ice out here.
- Eric Murphy: Who wants to ski on ice?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Men, E, men who like speed.
- Turtle: I'm with Drama, there's nothing like the possibility of a good head-on collision.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I mean, if you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: [to the attractive blonde girl] As a matter of interest, what do you prefer... tall, lean and handsome, or short, fat and ugly?
- Turtle: [chuckles] Hey, you know what? He's right! I mean, you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I'm not losing my hair.
- Turtle: Yeah, you are.
- Cassie: Guys... I believe in love. And... love has no face and... no weight. Definitely no receding hairline. Look, I wanna talk to you both about something. Mm. Best friends... should treat each other with loyalty and respect. They should *never* compete for the same woman, because even if one of them wins, then they both lose.
- [her words sink in]
- Cassie: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- [gets up]
- Cassie: You guys figure out a way to get along and I'll be right back.
- [goes off]
- Turtle: That was deep.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: [thinks it over] She's right. This is crazy. What are we fighting for?
- Turtle: This girl's gonna be gone by tomorrow.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: By tomorrow night... she'll be a memory.
- Turtle: And we gotta spend every waking minute together.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: What do you wanna do?
- Turtle: [knows what he wants] I want the memory!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: So do I.
- Turtle: Fuck you!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Fuck me? Fuck you!
- Turtle: I said it first.
- [takes swig from bottle]
- Vincent Chase: [reluctantly decided to do surfer movie] Okay. Fine. Tell Harvey no fucking Speedos.
- Ari Gold: There you go, baby. Men at work. The land down under. We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddam kangaroos!
- Ari Gold: [sniffed out another deal] We use this to leverage something real. You don't come to Sundance... for the snow. You come for the heat.