Entourage (TV Series)
The Script and the Sherpa (2004)
Kevin Dillon: Johnny 'Drama' Chase
Quotes
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The Sherpa : Johnny Drama?
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Yeah, I'm Johnny Drama.
The Sherpa : I'm a fan man. Whens the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : We got canceled 7 years ago.
The Sherpa : Oh, bummer.
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : [as Vince walks away with his yoga-trainer girlfriend] I don't trust that New Age bullshit.
Turtle : Me neither. Not even when it comes attached to an ass like that.
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : This is important. It's a lifestyle issue. Did you see that picture of the sherpa in the bathroom?
Vincent Chase : It's her guru.
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Yeah, I don't like the way it looks at me when I'm pissing.
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Turtle : Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.
Vincent Chase : She's not stealing food.
Turtle : Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I did have a meat loaf vanish.
Turtle : I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.
Vincent Chase : All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.
Turtle : Thrown it away? Why?
Vincent Chase : She's vegan.
Turtle : Now what the fuck does that mean?
Vincent Chase : It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.
Turtle : It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.
Vincent Chase : Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.
Vincent Chase : These are my slippers. They're the ones that he
[points at Turtle]
Vincent Chase : stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.
Turtle : Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?
Eric : [entering] Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle : She's naked at the pool?
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I lived on this stuff in '93. By the end of the year, I was sleeping standing up.