- Shauna: Just look at the guy like a prom date. You buy him a corsage, he'll at least give you a handjob.
- Turtle: How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
- Jesse Jane: Johnny Chase!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Hey, Jess, how're you doing, baby?
- Jesse Jane: [ever vivacious] Good. How are you?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Good.
- Jesse Jane: Yeah!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: This is my brother Vince, and these are the other guys.
- Vincent Chase: [shakes her hand] It's a pleasure to meet you, Jess.
- Jesse Jane: It's nice to meet you too.
- [gestures:]
- Jesse Jane: These are my girls, Devon and Teagan.
- Devon, Teagan Presley: Hey.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: How're you doing?
- Jesse Jane: So what brings you to Dork-a-palooza?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Well, I'm doing my Viking Quest thing. Vince is here to promote Aquaman. What are you doing in town?
- Jesse Jane: Promoting my new comic book, Pussy Patrol.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Nice.
- [chuckles]
- Jesse Jane: It's me and the girls. We lick ass by day and kick ass by night.
- Turtle: Aquaman's in trouble, all right. The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. It's time to unleash the power of the pussy.
- Vanessa Angel: Johnny! Johnny Chase! How are you?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Vanessa!
- Vincent Chase: At Comic-Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: How're you doing? How you been?
- Vanessa Angel: You look great! Are you here for the signing?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah!
- Vanessa Angel: Great! Where are you at your booth?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Well, every year I do night signings from seven to nine.
- Vanessa Angel: I'm from six to eight, so we'll overlap. We'll catch up.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Definitely.
- Vanessa Angel: It's good to see you.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: All right. I'll see you later.
- Turtle: [as Johnny rejoins the group] Drama! She's *hot!*
- Vincent Chase: Beautiful woman.
- Turtle: Wow!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I hate that bitch!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Vanessa Angel! She did three eps of Viking Quest, and then they just gave her the shit-bag spin-off. She's been riding the Viking Quest wave for a decade.
- Turtle: So have you.
- Eric: Didn't Angel Quest run like five times longer than Viking Quest?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, but only because she showed her tits in Playboy.
- Vincent Chase: Either way, Johnny, I think the Angel likes you.
- Eric: She's beautiful too, Drama.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Not in my eyes she's not.
- Turtle: [to Johnny, re his Comic-Con Viking Quest promotion] It freaks me out that people actually go to your booth.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I hope there's a part for me in this movie.
- Turtle: Oh, yeah, you can be Aqua Velva.