- Paramedic John Gage: [applying a bandage and trying to make conversation with an uncooperative young boy who was bitten by his dog] That's a cute little dog, what's his name?
- Jackie: Tammy. It's a 'she.' Dummy.
- Fireman Marco Lopez: Hey, if Johnny's going to get married, we won't be able to make fun of him from striking out anymore.
- Fireman Chet Kelly: Don't worry. With Gage's personality, he'll strike out with his own wife.