- Jamie Masters: So a couple of months ago, my doc tells me I am one burrito away from exploding.
- Ed Stevens: [Leaning forward] Really? He said that?
- Jamie Masters: [Smiling] Not exactly, I'm being colorful.
- Phil Stubbs: Okay! They got me. I let down my guard, and they got me. I've decided to take care of the catering FOC
- Carol Vessey: F... O... C?
- Phil Stubbs: Free of Charge. AND if you repeat that I will deny it. There are reasons why people in this town need to think of Phil Stubbs as a soulless merchant of fear.
- Ed Stevens: [laughing until Phil puts up a warning finger and then stops] Oh.