- Vance Duke: Say, Coy, what are you tryin' to do? Shake my fillings outta my teeth?
- Coy Duke: You don't need fillings to drink a beer, and that's a bet with Cooter. How's our time doin'?
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Lulu swapped her widow weeds for a snappy new party dress, so she could celebrate with Boss. Like two dancing refrigerators.
- Vance Duke: You folks need any help? Huh, sounds like you got an extra radiator in there...
- Lorna: Well, we were just driving along when all of a sudden, ours went poof! Like a volcano. Oh, I'm Lorna Mallory and this is my brother Matt.