- Boss Hogg: [phone rings] J.D. Hogg speaking. Sheriff Coltrane?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: That's for me.
- Boss Hogg: Well, I'm the county commissioner. What do you want?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: That's for me.
- Boss Hogg: The FBI?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: That's for you.
- Bo Duke: Didn't anybody ever teach you the Ten Commandments?
- Andy Slocum: I dropped outta school 'fore I learned to count that high.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Meanwhile, Boss was negotiating to sell that hot cash with Bad Barney, who was so crooked he made Boss seem straigth.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] I sure hope now that Andy's back on the right track, it don't turn out to be the last mile.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] When you're raised on the streets like Andy was, fightin' is almost a way of life. But the fight Andy was havin' was the toughest one of all: fighting himself.
- Andy Slocum: What are we gonna do, little billie goat, huh? What are we gonna do?