Due South (TV Series)

Chicago Holiday: Part 2 (1994)

David Marciano: Detective Ray Vecchio

Quotes 

• Elaine Besbriss : [stuck doing composite sketches]  Someone asked me out! This man has been after me for months, and I said no, I wanted to get my sleep. Next time, I'm going to say yes. I mean, you can't keep someone waiting forever, now can you?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Well, no. That would be unfair.

  Det. Ray Vecchio : You want to concentrate here, Elaine? Every sketch you do looks like Fraser in drag.

• Det. Ray Vecchio : I am asking you for your help.

  Dominatrix : Eat glass!

  Det. Ray Vecchio : All right, that's it!

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray! Ray, Ray, Ray.

  Det. Ray Vecchio : I'm talking to you, one human being to another.

  Dominatrix : You have a very high opinion of yourself.

  Constable Benton Fraser : [while Ray fumes]  Madame Defarge, Detective Vecchio and I are on the trail of a particularly brutal killer, and we'd be most appreciative of any assistance you could give us.

  Dominatrix : Make him say please.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray?

  Det. Ray Vecchio : I'm not gonna say it!

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray...

  Det. Ray Vecchio : No!

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray...

  Det. Ray Vecchio : NO!

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray...!

  Det. Ray Vecchio : [seething]  PLEASE.

  Dominatrix : Pretty please!

  Det. Ray Vecchio : That's it!

• Det. Ray Vecchio : All right, Miss Naugahyde, you and me outside!

  'Madame Defarge' : Touch me and I sue you blind!

  Det. Ray Vecchio : Call your attorney.

  'Madame Defarge' : I *am* an attorney. Half the people here are attorneys!

  [other patrons wave] 

  Masochist : I'm a dentist.

  Det. Ray Vecchio : Oh, yeah, big surprise.