Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Love! Anger! Kvetching! (1997)
Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman
Quotes
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Beverly : Yes fan-Guccio-tastic.
Eric Duckman : Yeah! Say... You're not going to go spouting that anti-Penthouse pro-feminist mumbo-jumbo are you?
Beverly : No not at all. If I made you give up Penthouse then to be consistent I'd have to give up Play Girl and I am not doing that. Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
[Short pause]
Beverly : Excuse me I have to finish unpacking.
[Beverly runs upstairs]
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Eric Duckman : I've got a chance to do something I haven't done since the seventh grade.
Cornfed : Date fifth-grade girls?
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Eric Duckman : Ah, good morrow, gentle Vic. I think it was the poet Yeats who said, "morning has broken the first blackbird in the dead of night."
Beverly : Talk about your blank verse.
Cornfed : It's from "The Big Book of Psychotic Nonsense."